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Does everyone see the asian chick with the gun? Yes? Okay, good. A little photo explanation: The bitch with the gun’s name is Nikita. She is the main character on the show of the same name on the CW.
I’m not gonna provide you with a show synopsis cuz you are all capable of googling that shit for yourselves. What I will say is that yes, I understand that this show is not one of the shows of television prestige that have uber-developed storylines, sophisticated characters or pretentious undertones. Simply put, it’s because this is not one of those fucking shows. It’s a show to watch for the action oriented plots (that make sense and are developed thoroughly to provide enjoyment and a medium of escape for its viewers; for fucks sake this is t.v. not nuclear science), stunts, writing, and badass characters/actors. It’s on the bubble (apparently according to Neilsen and their lovely ratings system, or what i like to call a load of bullshit since no one would actually pay for one of their fucking black ratings boxes, the pretentious pricks) because: A) its only in its first season; B) the CW is a shitty network; C) the CW sucks at promoting its shows properly and; D) no one actually watches live t.v. anymore cuz online streaming/downloads are just waay more fucking convenient. All I’m saying is if you haven’t seen or heard of the show and are interested, give it a shot and check it out. If you’re one of the pretentious pricks that would rather watch “prestigious television” then by all means, enjoy yourselves. But if you’re trying to further your intelligence by watching a pretentious television show then you should be fucking reading a book, not watching t.v.
You’re fucking welcome. 

Does everyone see the asian chick with the gun? Yes? Okay, good. 

A little photo explanation: The bitch with the gun’s name is Nikita. She is the main character on the show of the same name on the CW.

I’m not gonna provide you with a show synopsis cuz you are all capable of googling that shit for yourselves. What I will say is that yes, I understand that this show is not one of the shows of television prestige that have uber-developed storylines, sophisticated characters or pretentious undertones. Simply put, it’s because this is not one of those fucking shows. It’s a show to watch for the action oriented plots (that make sense and are developed thoroughly to provide enjoyment and a medium of escape for its viewers; for fucks sake this is t.v. not nuclear science), stunts, writing, and badass characters/actors. It’s on the bubble (apparently according to Neilsen and their lovely ratings system, or what i like to call a load of bullshit since no one would actually pay for one of their fucking black ratings boxes, the pretentious pricks) because:

A) its only in its first season;
B) the CW is a shitty network;
C) the CW sucks at promoting its shows properly and;
D) no one actually watches live t.v. anymore cuz online streaming/downloads are just waay more fucking convenient.

All I’m saying is if you haven’t seen or heard of the show and are interested, give it a shot and check it out. If you’re one of the pretentious pricks that would rather watch “prestigious television” then by all means, enjoy yourselves. But if you’re trying to further your intelligence by watching a pretentious television show then you should be fucking reading a book, not watching t.v.

You’re fucking welcome. 

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