don't let the title fool you; this blog has absolutely nothing to do Oxford, and commas are not guaranteed.
My tumblr theme has fuckin mighty morphed over night. I’m not sure how I feel about this. It didn’t ask for my permission, it didn’t inform me of its change, it just went ahead and mighty morphed. Like the fucking green power ranger, my tumblr theme went from this
to this
Sweet lord. My poor baby :(
You’re fucking welcome.
when someone uses the phrase, “let’s get down to business” and now all you want to do is defeat the huns.
OH GOD YES. ALL DAY ERR’ DAY
So my bff tweeted a link to this Pierley/Redford blah blah blah personality test. The only personality test I’ve ever taken was in my grade 12 psych class and the results told me that my personality was “yet to be determined”. Or as I like to say TBA. My teacher had a fucking field day cuz I was the only student she’d ever had with an undetermined personality. This Pierley test actually gave me solid results so I’m taking the stance that the grade 12 personality test was bullshit. Since I’m a generally open person (aka have no shame, dont give a shit, etc) here are the results:
“You are in a perpetual quest to find the new, the exciting. Emotionally volatile, you are known for sudden changes of opinion, of appreciation, and behavior. Following rules and established methods is difficult for you and the difficulties of higher education are usually quite daunting. Knowledge is best gained through an intimate association with the matter at hand. Usually driven by attitudes and desires of the group, you are talented in an established field of endeavor. Emotions come and go without a strong understanding of their causes. They are unexpected guests in an otherwise placid landscape. You live by your own codes of conduct, which can be noble or terrible depending on the individual. Authority is meaningless to you. You hate to be predictable, at all costs. Rarely verbally effusive, you can at times feel as if your feelings are too deep for words. You are very observant, but rarely express these observations to others.”
In case anyone’s curious, this diagnosis is extremely fucking accurate. If you’re curious about the classification of your personality click http://www.hypnoid.com/psytest2.html. If you think “I don’t need a fucking test to tell me what my personality is” then give yourself a pat on the back and realize that no one gives a shit.
You’re fucking welcome
